Pasta Carbonara
Ingredients: Long pasta (spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, capellini, etc.) Parmigiano-Reggiano Black pepper Salt Olive Oil Eggs (room...
Honestly, we could not stand another second learning about how Susan "looked outside the kitchen window and saw her husband playing with her three children. The sunlight was dancing between the trees, as the family golden retriever, Goldie herd the family closer together. [Insert tragic story about Goldie and the kill shelter they adopted her from. End with, but we don't like to think we saved Goldie, Goldie saved us].
Three paragraphs later and we get to the "inspiration" behind the recipe. Another, three paragraphs later, and we finally get the recipe. "
WE DON'T NEED EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE, SUSAN. All we wanted was the goddamn scalloped potatoes.
Thus, Recipes Without the Bullshit was born. I was tired of hearing about people's life I don't care about and according to Chelsea Peretti's tweet from 2018, a lot of people felt the same. Enjoy the recipes, without people's bullshit.