Caesar Tuna Salad Sandwiches
Ingredients: Tuna (1 can) Romaine Caesar Dressing Salt Pepper Parmesan Cheese Onion Celery Cucumber Bread Bacon (optional) Prep: Chop...
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RECIPES WITHOUT THE BULLSHIT
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Banana & Peanut Butter Muffins
Ingredients: Bananas (2) Flour (2 cups) 1/2 cup of butter or half a stick (melted) Salt Brown sugar (3/4) 2 eggs Baking soda (1...
Cauliflower Buffalo Bites
Ingredients: Cauliflower Buffalo Sauce Paprika Black Pepper Chili Powder Garlic Powder Flour Soy milk Prep: Cut the cauliflower into...
Vegan "Alfredo" Sauce
Ingredients: Unsalted Cashews Nutritional Yeast Garlic Water or Vegetable Broth Salt Pepper Onions (white) Lemon Rosemary Oil (Olive Oil...
Lemon Bread W/ Vegan Glaze
Ingredients: Flour White Sugar Brown Sugar Baking Powder Salt Yogurt Greek Yogurt Vanilla Extract Soy Milk (or milk alternative) Eggs (2)...
Pasta Carbonara
Ingredients: Long pasta (spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, capellini, etc.) Parmigiano-Reggiano Black pepper Salt Olive Oil Eggs (room...
Blackberry Jam and Brie Grilled Cheese
Ingredients: Sourdough Bread (or bread of choice) Brie Cheese Sage Sugar Blackberries Butter Garlic Lemon Prep: Make the blackberry jam...
Blackberry Jam
Ingredients: Blackberries Sugar Lemon Butter Prep: Measure out 2.5 cups of blackberries 1/2 cup of sugar Squeeze a quarter of a lemon for...
Cinnamon Sugar Bread
Ingredients: Flour Sugar Plain Greek Yogurt Salt Cinnamon Sugar Butter Flour Egg Vegetable Oil Prep: In a bowl mix 2 teaspoons of...
Pumpkin Potato Tacos
Ingredients: Tortilla (corn or flour chef's choice) Mashed Potatoes Pureed Pumpkin Salt Brie Cheese Thyme Garlic Olive Oil Greek Yogurt...
Pumpkin Pierogi
Ingredients: Potatoes Flour Pureed Pumpkin Salt Egg Brie Cheese Sage Garlic Salt Greek Yogurt Prep: Mash the potatoes (recipe in our...
Pumpkin and Brie Quesadilla
Ingredients: Tortillas Brie Pureed Pumpkin Salt Chili powder Sage Prep: Mince sage Puree pumpkin (if not using canned) Dice Brie Recipe:...
Garlic, Cheese Mashed Potatoes
Ingredients: Potatoes Cheddar cheese (or your choice of cheese) Garlic Pepper Salt Butter Plain greek yogurt Milk (plain soy milk was...
Turkey and Goat Cheese Brunch Sandwich
Ingredients: French Toast Bread of your choice Milk or milk substitute Eggs Butter Salt Vanilla extract Brown sugar Waffle (used mix)...
Cucumber Mint Gin Cocktail
Prep: Cut in quarters cucumbers Chop up mint Cut limes Recipe: Muddle the mint, cucumbers, and lime juice Add two (or more) shots of dry...
Quarantine Cranberry and Walnut Cookies
Prep: -Soften 1/2 cup of butter -1/2 cup of brown sugar -1/2 cup of white sugar -1 egg -Vanilla extract (2 tablespoons recommended) -1/2...
Garlic Shrimp & Pasta
Recipes are for single serving: Ingredients: -Pasta of your choice: One serving is 3/4 cup of dried pasta, but live your life and eat...
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HOW IT GOT STARTED
Honestly, we could not stand another second learning about how Susan "looked outside the kitchen window and saw her husband playing with her three children. The sunlight was dancing between the trees, as the family golden retriever, Goldie herd the family closer together. [Insert tragic story about Goldie and the kill shelter they adopted her from. End with, but we don't like to think we saved Goldie, Goldie saved us].
Three paragraphs later and we get to the "inspiration" behind the recipe. Another, three paragraphs later, and we finally get the recipe. "
WE DON'T NEED EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE, SUSAN. All we wanted was the goddamn scalloped potatoes.
Thus, Recipes Without the Bullshit was born. I was tired of hearing about people's life I don't care about and according to Chelsea Peretti's tweet from 2018, a lot of people felt the same. Enjoy the recipes, without people's bullshit.
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